Rather than let this big puddle of wisdom go down the tweethole, I took the liberty of making a string of screengrabs and planted them in a Picasa album for your edification. As always with a Twitter-thon, read from bottom to top. This ain't Memento, Jack.
(edit @ 3:42AM: Or you can read it recombined into boring old blog form. Either way, don't cock-block your divinity.)