This blog is not, not, NOT brought to you by Amp Energy, apparently the energy drink of anonymous sex and one-night stands. Huge market, that, and obviously a very reckless demographic, so that's a bonus. Maybe if you save enough cans, you can redeem them for a box Lifestyles. Or a voucher for a penicillin shot. I don't care anymore. This ad's your problem now. It's no TMBG for Dunkin' Doughnuts Iced Coffee, that's for sure. At least that's a product I can get behind.
Oh, for those of you who keep track of such nonsense, this is the long version of the ad.