What the hell do you mean I forgot? What do you mean Monday's almost over? One man's night is another's late, late, late, late afternoon, punk. Oh fine, let me just throw a few random things at you and you can take whatever you choose. The first one is for Doom:
You don't know anything about a woman until you meet her in court. --Norman Mailer
No? How about:
The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives. --George S. Kaufman
Ugh. Okay, I think this one's a keeper:
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. --Josh Billings (1818-1885)
Fine. I'm done.